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What’s Wrong with Conservatives?

June 10, 2020 by Geoff 2 Comments

Warning, the quote below has bad language, the misspellings are the authors.

If you focus on them, you’re missing his point. @Aja_Cortes, a fitness bro on Twitter explained what he thinks the problem with conservatives is:

Conservatives lose because they have no sexual or creative energy
None.
Its an impotent movement
Nothing sexy, no Art because conservative “values” are whitebread LARPing & there is nothing to create artistry with
Even the name is peak Loserdom, no adventure, no badassery
The Left gets protests
they get LAID and fuck afterwards
They get hot and attractive people making statements
They actually CANCEL things and ruin people, they make things happen for what they believe in
Whats the “right” do?
“But we have principles!”
Fuckingg NOTHING.
The right had DECADES when they actually had cultural power
What did you do?
Build beautiful buildings?
Subsidize arts?
Do ANYTHING that could be considered cool?
Nope. Its a bunch of squares sucking the ghost dick of Milton Friedman and Ronald Reagan
SQUARES
You seen the dudes that are Conservative “Youth” leaders?
Do any of them incline bench and look like they FUCK?
Hell no
Its a bunch of pencil necked dweebs

I know militant lesbians with more masculine energy and balls

Maybe they might finally lose badly enough that they decide to get HOT and AESTHETIC and develop a vision of the world that isnt a fantasy roleplay and worshipping pussified evanlegical Jesus and saying “patriot” 10,000 times

Until then, you get defeated. You deserve it.

I could have ripped on them for the unabashed racism that got completely ignored until literally that last 4 years , but that would be shooting a dead horse
Watch the ConservaBros cry in my mentions
Same dudes that wear cargo sho rts with 26% bodyfat and sunglasses in their profile Pic and comment “beautiful” under some political Thotianas selfies

DORKS

A list of “Conservative Values”
-Defending the military industrial prison complex
-Writing articles that only old white men read
-Evangelical grifting
-thinking anyone gives a fuck about dead economists
-Pretending racism has never existed ever
-Losing

I want to post my own comments, but the thread is simply a work of art as far as twitter threads go.

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Filed Under: Philosophy, Politics Tagged With: conservatism, losing, gainz

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  1. jbsptfn says

    September 11, 2020 at 12:10 am

    Pretending racism never existed is a good one. I know a lot of conservatives, and they think that blacks have it good in this country, believe it or not.

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  2. cyl says

    June 7, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    Conservatives think making underaged girls cry in a pride parade is their biggest feat of the century. And it probably is.

    Reply

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