Geoff's Miscellany

Losing

What's Wrong with Conservatives?

June 10, 2020

Warning, the quote below has bad language, the misspellings are the authors.

If you focus on them, you’re missing his point. @Aja_Cortes, a fitness bro on Twitter explained what he thinks the problem with conservatives is:

Conservatives lose because they have no sexual or creative energy None. Its an impotent movement Nothing sexy, no Art because conservative "values" are whitebread LARPing & there is nothing to create artistry with Even the name is peak Loserdom, no adventure, no badassery
The Left gets protests they get LAID and fuck afterwards They get hot and attractive people making statements They actually CANCEL things and ruin people, they make things happen for what they believe in
Whats the "right" do? "But we have principles!" Fuckingg NOTHING.
The right had DECADES when they actually had cultural power What did you do? Build beautiful buildings? Subsidize arts? Do ANYTHING that could be considered cool? Nope. Its a bunch of squares sucking the ghost dick of Milton Friedman and Ronald Reagan SQUARES
You seen the dudes that are Conservative "Youth" leaders? Do any of them incline bench and look like they FUCK? Hell no Its a bunch of pencil necked dweebs

I know militant lesbians with more masculine energy and balls